有些現象，我覺得很有趣：有些女人在床上總是不吭一聲，不管你幹得多用力，或是用多少根屌來戳，她都啞然無聲。但也有些女人的呻吟聲大到連屋頂都快掀了，不管你有沒有實際觸摸到她。在我還是16歲處男時，有次在AOL聊天室認識了一個女生，後來我打電話跟她「電愛」。當時她在亞洲，我在美國。我一開始只是隨便聊聊跟性無關的生活瑣事，像她當天收到什麼信件之類的…而她竟開始呻吟，簡直像已經高潮了一樣。另一個極端的例子是：有次我覺得一個女生太安靜了，要她出點聲，她居然摒住氣，像個大頭公仔，連連點頭。

男人通常在床上不會發出太多聲音，他們發洩的場所在：健身房。（女人在健身房反倒比較安靜。）

就像有的女人在床上不吭聲一樣，有的男人在健身房裡舉重也靜悄悄的。有的人就連蹲舉270多公斤，頂多也只「加重呼吸」。但有的男人就愛鬼吼鬼叫，每舉一下就發出像「ㄔㄨㄚ」「ㄔㄝ」或是「ㄕㄧㄨ」「ㄕㄝ」的怪聲，連舉很輕的啞鈴也一樣。光看外表，根本看不出一個人會不會尖聲呻吟或鬼吼鬼叫。

芭黎絲．希爾頓看起來像個吱吱叫的兔女郎，但我買了她的DVD（在一個A片拍賣會上買的，別問，我只是懶得下載），看著看著準備開始打手槍時，我把音量關了，後來才知道其實她根本沒出聲，關不關都無所謂。

有次我跟一個亞洲男生一起健身，他看起來很斯文，戴著眼鏡，襯衫扣到脖子，一副大學數學資優健將的樣子。我帶他到一家健身中心，結果他每舉一下就叫一聲「啊啊啊啊！」或「幹！啊啊啊啊！」害我們倆都被趕出來。

我想，吼叫呻吟就像所有人類行為一樣，都是個人基因與環境互動的結果。鬼吼鬼叫的人與悶不吭聲的人，一定有某些荷爾蒙濃度或其他生理性的差異，他們父母的教養方式一定也有所不同。

如果在另一次元的現實世界，女人在健身房裡亂吼；男人在床上呻吟是稀鬆平常的事情－那我真想親身體驗看看。

你覺得為什麼在我們的世界，女人常在床上呻吟，男人常在健身房裡亂叫，而不是倒過來呢？

你愛鬼吼鬼叫嗎？為什麼？

I find it interesting that some women would never make a sound in bed no matter how hard you fuck them or how many cocks you stick inside them. Some women will scream until the roof starts leaking even when you don't physically touch them. I knew this girl back when I was 16 and still a virgin. I met her in the AOL chatroom and called her up for phone sex. She was in Asia and I was in America. I started out by asking her random, non-sexual questions like what she got in the mail that day and she started moaning like she was cumin already. On the other side of the extreme, I knew this girl that was so quiet that when I told her to make some noise, she fucking held her breath and nodded like a bubble head doll.

Men don't really make noises in bed as much, but they discharge in another place: At the gym (ironically, gym is where women are quiet). 

Like the quiet women in bed, some men at the gym NEVER make noises when they lift. Some lifters would be squatting 600 pounds, and the most they would do is "breathe heavily". Some guys scream and make strange noises like CHUEAAHAA CHEAAAAA or SHHHHOOO SHHHHHHHHEEEE every single rep, even during extremely light bicep curls. And it's hard to tell who are the screamers and who are not just from the outside.

Paris Hilton looks like a squealing rabbit, but when I bought her DVD (which cost me 40 bucks at a porn convention. Don't ask. I was too lazy to download it) and turned the volume all the way down when I was about to fap...only to realize later that she made no noise whatsoever! 

and I trained with this little asian boy who worn glasses and button up shirt and looked like he was the captain of the math team in college. And I brought him to a commercial gym and we got kicked out because he was going AHHHHAHHA FUCKKKAA AHHHHH rep after rep.

I think, like every other human behavior, whether you are a screamer or not is the result of the interaction between your genetics and your environment. People who are used to screaming vs people who are not definitely have slightly different hormonal levels and shit and the way their parents look at them must be different too.

I would like to experience an alternate reality where it's normal for women to moan in the gym, and men to make sounds in the bedroom.

Why do you think women moan in the bed room and not men and vice versa in the gym?

Are you a screamer? Why or why not?